Pretzel's
dad wrote this book and it is SO GOOD you just have to go buy
a copy for yourself and a copy for a friend!
Click
here to buy You Are a Dog, from Amazon.com.
Or visit your neighborhood, independent bookstore and tell them they need
to carry lots of them on the shelves, because they look gorgeous
all lined up and waiting to be bought by millions.
Do
not underestimate the vacuum.
The vacuum is evil.
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"You bark. The vacuum doesn't appear to mind you barking but you bark again. The vacuum wants to eat you and eat the sofa and eat the children. She Who Battles the Vacuum is trying to control the vacuum, but the vacuum is not in her control. It keeps moving, trying to shake free. You are not afraid of the vacuum. It is after the children. It will eat the children at its first opportunity. You bark and scare the vacuum. The vacuum is not invincible, and eventually, after it has searched every inch of the house for the children, the vacuum will give up and return to the hall closet." |